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What to Wear: Beach Wear

Ah, the beach! Where the sand is too hot and the water is too cold! Dressing for the beach seems pretty straightforward, but it’s easy to get carried away: wear too much and you look like a prude, or wear so little that none of your secrets are physical. Hopefully, we can help you find a happy medium– in both clothing and temperature.

Make sure you and your family/companions/entourage wear age-appropriate clothing for the beach, and the only thongs that you should be wearing are the thongs between your toes (unless you’re into that kind of thing. We won’t stop you). You can do many things at the beach—from a sporty activity to just laying out—so make sure you wear what will look best for the occasion and what will keep you the most comfortable.





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